Me: “What sound does a laser make?”
\nTechnology Expert: “Depends… is it a sizzling laser or a pew-pew laser?”
\nMe: “Sizzling.”
\nT.E.: “Brzzzz.”
\nMe: “B-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z?”
\nT.E.: “No, B-R-Z-Z-Z-Z.”
\nMe: “Got it.”<\/p>\n
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Me: “What sound does a laser make?” Technology Expert: “Depends… is it a sizzling laser or a pew-pew laser?” Me: “Sizzling.” T.E.: “Brzzzz.” Me: “B-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z?” T.E.: “No, B-R-Z-Z-Z-Z.” Me: “Got it.” It’s good to have an expert at hand! 😁<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1593,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"twitterCardType":"","cardImageID":0,"cardImage":"","cardTitle":"","cardDesc":"","cardImageAlt":"","cardPlayer":"","cardPlayerWidth":0,"cardPlayerHeight":0,"cardPlayerStream":"","cardPlayerCodec":"","footnotes":""},"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1592","comic","type-comic","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","chapters-31-ecclesiastes-3","characters-henrike","characters-john","characters-lena","characters-tiziana","locations-outside-office-building","uentry","postonpage-1","odd","post-author-cowgirl"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.highlymotivated.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/comic\/1592","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.highlymotivated.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/comic"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.highlymotivated.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/comic"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.highlymotivated.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.highlymotivated.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1592"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.highlymotivated.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/comic\/1592\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1596,"href":"https:\/\/www.highlymotivated.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/comic\/1592\/revisions\/1596"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.highlymotivated.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1593"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.highlymotivated.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1592"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.highlymotivated.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1592"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}