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(It’s a new day, because John is wearing a different shirt. And he obviously got some new music on his computer.)<\/p>\n

There were more spam comments than usual on HM #91. I wonder if that was caused by the word “sex” in the machine-readable text? Let’s find out. Sex sex sex! Sex? Sex-sex-sex? Sex. There’s so much sex in this text. All the sex of the internet is here. – AAAH! NO! What is that tentacle cat even doing to the zombie pirate pony?<\/p>\n

… Maybe 0.000000000001 percent of the internet’s sex is enough. Yes. Definitely enough.<\/p>\n

I’m doing this FOR SCIENCE, okay?\u00a0 ;-b<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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