{"id":899,"date":"2016-08-01T05:56:00","date_gmt":"2016-08-01T03:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.highlymotivated.net\/?post_type=comic&p=899"},"modified":"2016-07-31T18:44:23","modified_gmt":"2016-07-31T16:44:23","slug":"hm-212-a-weird-dream","status":"publish","type":"comic","link":"https:\/\/www.highlymotivated.net\/?comic=hm-212-a-weird-dream","title":{"rendered":"HM #212: A weird dream"},"content":{"rendered":"

Today our internet connection was suddenly gone. First I waited for the four horsemen of the Apocalypse, but they didn’t come, so I finished this page instead. Then we were still offline, and I started to make plans on how to get the comic online via mobile phone (with a reeeeeally slooooow connection) and how to survive a dark future without a usable internet connection. (Would I have to leave the house<\/em> in order to find out what’s going on in the world?)
\nBut then the internet came back to us! Praised be the bits and bytes!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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